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The RATification of President Buhari and Oby Ezekwesili's Soup By Reno Omokri

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The ill thought out remarks by Presidential spokesman, Garba Shehu, to the effect that rodents had damaged the President's office, forcing him to work from home should not come as a surprise to discerning Nigerians and neither should we blame Mr. Shehu for the infantile lie. You see, once the decision had been reached at the highest levels to be less than transparent about President Muhammadu Buhari's health situation, there was really nothing much that his media aides could do. If I was Garba Shehu, what I would have said is that the President has a backlog of work and so had to cancel FEC and focus fully on clearing this backlog from home! It would not be a lie being that the President is always on call 24/7.   As a Presidential spokesman, lying is the last thing you want to do. Your job is to find creative, but not dishonest, ways to make the bitter truth palatable to the general public. Lack of creativity is a greater liability to a Presidential spokesman than lack o...
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Photos: Suspected Nigerian and Ghanaian drug peddlers arrested with 10 grams of cocaine

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Suspected Nigerian and Ghanaian drug peddlers  Sunday  Anya Uka and Nana Mensah were arrested late last month during a cocaine bust at St Marks Road near Cubbon Park, Bangalore, India. Anti-narcotic squads raiding drug peddlers are now adapting and redrawing their strategy to overpower the sturdy and agile Africans who often prove too much to handle for the police personnel, as the biggest challenge is to subdue them and take them into custody. According to Bengalore Mirror, the suspected peddlers often resort to crude forms of resistance – like biting and kicking – to thwart the cops’ attempts to arrest them; the latter are now adapting and redrawing their strategy to overpower these drug peddlers. Now, they have planned to beef up their teams by roping in friends and informants in standby teams to jump in and ‘assist’ the policemen if the suspect proves to be too much to handle. “We have these additional men, civilians, with us kept on standby to assist us in sub...
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Amber Rose is fed up with people telling her that she doesn't live a life worth

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Amber Rose is fed up with people telling her that she doesn't live a life worth emulating for kids and she's not a good role model. In a candid piece shared on her Instagram page, after a parent told her that she wasn't a good role model for her teenage daughter, she took to her page to tell parents to stop looking for famous people to influence their kids. She wrote:
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'I see trouble should anything go wrong with President Buhari' - Bishop Seun Adeoye

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Leader of the Sufficient Grace and Truth Ministry in Osun State, Bishop Seun Adeoye has raised an alarm over the health of President Muhammadu Buhari. According to Adeoye, he urged that Nigerians come together to pray for his quick recovery to avoid falling into the hands of a wrong leader and risking more hardship in the country. The cleric raised the alarm during his recently held 1st Episcopal Honours and Gallantry Awards at his church in Osun State. He said, 'I see trouble should anything go wrong with President Buhari. So, we need to pray for his quick recovery from this ailment. Buhari must not die; Buhari must live and that should be our prayers. 'If Buhari is not the president, we will be faced with more lies and propaganda where we are going to be made to call black white, he added. The Bishop told his congregation that Nigeria will be jeopardized and citizens will be subjected to perpetual bondage as slaves if the power gets to the wrong lea...
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Eniola Badmus dismisses rumors of an alleged fued with Funke Akindeke

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Actress, Eniola Badmus has again dismissed rumours that she and Funke Akindele are in a longtime rivalry with each other in a new message. This alleged feud allegations came up again after Funke was noticeably absent at the burial party of Eniola's father, which held in Lagos recently.
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